Saturday, February 26, 2011

GUEST POST: Mom & Mitch in Uganda!


Loren’s last few weeks in Uganda’s paradise are drawing to a close. I am moved to write this guest post as Mitch and I were very fortunate to be able to spend an amazing four days in Uganada in early January. This was also the first stop on our first trip to Africa. Loren’s beautiful lodge was a kind and gentle introduction to a very different landscape.

After an overnight stay at a lovely innwhich was surprisingly close to the main airport at Entebbe, Loren, Mitch and I were lucky to have Fred, the lodge mechanic, meet us for the challenging, sometimes arduous six hour drive north and west to the lodge, of course in a sturdy four-wheel drive vehicle. The orange dust was omnipresent, even the palm trees growing close to the road were coated with it. It was difficult to tell if some of the one story buildings which line the road were painted a cell phone company orange or if it was more of the dust. We quickly learned that almost all the buildings, homes or small stores, sported the trademark paint of one or another of the major cell phone carriers. Free paint for free advertising we wonder?

The altitude climbed, and we began to see spectacular tea plantations stretching into the the distance. They looked incongruously lush amid the dry orange-dust roadbed. Tea, Loren explained, cannot grow in rich soil.

Stopping for a quick snack did not involve fast-food McDonalds but rather, fast street food. Fred seemed to just pull over at a random spot along the highway and the car was immediately thronged by an array of helpful vendors, young boys with boxes of bottled water, women with fresh cooked chicken and roasted plantains on skewers, baskets of beautiful mangos. Kampala mangos! We must buy, so much better than the Fort Portal variety. Loren and Fred quickly managed the transaction and we were off!

We had already seen many photos but we were still stunned when we turned off the highway, drove through one of the tea plantations, turned onto a series of smaller roads that finally just came to the roads end, we were there-it was paradise. The crater lakes,so beautiful that they grace the Ugandan twenty-thousand shilling note are spectacular, surrounded by unspoiled, lush foliage.

Loren’s home is a village of English cottage married to African architecture perched on the edge of the craters. Each guest quarters consist of a private cottage with patios, French doors, open air, private bath and thatched roofs. The porches are furnished with the heavy wooden furniture made locally including specially made coffee tables with a built in dog bed woven at the bottom. We came, of course, to love these 4 lodge dogs and counted ourselves “special” if one of the sisters chose to spend a night on our porch.

One of my most treasured memories from this short visit was our morning walk with Steven, the lodges all knowing, kind, low-key nature guide. Our destination was the vanilla plantation but along the way were introduced to the unbelievable array of birds, wild banana trees and cultivated vanilla. We were surprised to see a few cows wondering in the jungle as monkeys called overhead, incongruous to us, but typically Ugandan. Steven knew every English and Latin name for every plant and animal. Heading back to the lodge we climb up a steeply terraced hill and found the lodge’s kitchen garden. Some plants, beans and herbs were familiar, others were new and strange but a beautiful, Alice Water’s worthy endeavor. We arrive back just in time for a luxurious lunch.

Impromptu safari



The lodge turned out to be full a few nights in a row, so we decided the only sensible thing to do was to decamp on safari for the duration. When I started writing this post, I had idea how thoroughly awesome our little jaunt through the nearest national park would be. I should have known, because we asked to borrow the lodge owner's famous luck, and he graciously agreed to lend it for our trip. With luck and water bottles in hand, we set off with our hired car and tour guide and arrived in the park in time for a short evening game drive (you have to be out of the park by 7, because the animals are more dangerous after dark, I think partially because they are mostly more active and night and partially because you just can't see them as well if a hippo happens to wander across your path, and I don't care how big your land rover is, you really don't want to hit a hippo.)


Our guide was pretty negative about evening game drives and thought only the morning was really worth the time, but we were overexcited from a couple of hours in the car and insisted on some safari before dinner. Within ten minutes, he glimpsed a lounging lioness a distance off. Oohs and ahhs and a few photos of a tannish blob. Then he pulled a sudden right turn practically in front of the No Off Road Driving sign and hurtled toward the now not so lounging lion. We giddily took some photos out of the roof (I don't think most of mine are very steady. She started looking pretty pissed) as our driver urged us “Take your picture...quickly. Quickly!”

Feeling smug back on the road, we dutifully enjoyed the herds of Ugandan Kob, cape buffalo, and waterboks, a few warthogs, and some long distance elephants. Then the car stopped again. Just to our right, a few yards away, was sitting a gorgeous, golden, spotted

LEOPARD.


To give you a bit of perspective, I have talked to many people here who have been here years, including our hosts, who have never seen one. I felt lucky last time I was here to see a footprint. This was full-on, photogenic leopard, which our selectively sign-blind guide again chased with the car into the bush where it majestically ran a few paces for our amusement. Wheee! Thanks for the luck, sir. Magic, just magic.

(see it running in the lower left.)

We drove out of the park high on success and after a lake fish dinner (giant Lakes Albert and George are in the park, so we had perfect fresh fish, and for about $2), we headed to a lux lodge a friend of ours manages just outside the park to celebrate. The manager is German born to a French teacher in Kampala, and totally obsessed with wildlife and Jason Mraz. We wound up having an ipod speakers dance party (light on Jason Mraz by unanimous request) and swimming in the pool until three in the morning, at which point we went back to our much more affordable lodgings ($10ish for a one man tent) for a wee nap before our 6:30am game drive. We were oddly alert, and rewarded with six more lions. Amazing. Headed back to the lodge to take advantage of their hammocks before an afternoon boat trip for hippos and elephants.


After the boat trip and a bumpy ride to the other side of the park to a friend's campsite left us thoroughly prepared to sleep like rocks, even though we were in a tent that went mostly concave in the huge winds we got that night. We all worried about it for about five minutes before passing out dead asleep for a solid nine hours until the next game drive. Sadly, we didn't get any of the tree climbing lions that neighborhood is famous for, but one can't get greedy. We did get to seeTopi and a little piece of the D.R. Congo across a fairly narrow river. Tempting to try to cross just to say we did, but having already used up a lot of our borrowed luck, we just drove home, rocking out to Lion King selections standing out the open roof soaking up the morning sun over the savannah and thoroughly weirding out passing safari vehicles.

Lungs tired from singalongs and faces a little red from dust and sun, we rolled into the lodge drive and cannonballed into the pool. Life is hard in Africa, let me tell you.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Elections

Just in case Uganda's national elections reached the US news, FYI, nothing interesting particularly happened, which is what you want really. (They happen every five years I think, for President anyway, and took place last Friday.) Probably helped that everyone knew what was going to happen. In the words of a ten year old pal just beforehand, "I wonder who is going to come in second." So, congratulations Museveni...

UPDATE: Heard from folks in Kampala. You know how Ugandans have trouble with Rs and Ls?Apparently they got a lot of text messages urging them to get out for the major erections. Awesome.

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